True Heroism!

The American hero, Jack Bauer's heart beats with the strength of 10 ox!

-The Encyclopedia of Hawcket

A GREAT AMERICAN HERO

Jack Bauer is probably the George Washington of our time! and 24 is like the modern equivalent of "common sense" by Thomas Paine!

-Jap-Hawk!

Ancient Rocket Proverb:

"Out with the old, in with the new.... Read text books on the can!"

I say

Finish the book you're reading... but that's just me.

Puggles

Puggles are fine and all, but they lack a mischievous look...